One of the guys in my bible study group got married a wee while ago, and another friend asked him if he was going to open source his wedding. So he turned up a few weeks later with the source code to said wedding. And its open source, so I can stick it here too :)

So, the source code required to execute a wedding is ... (Warning for coders. He used incorrect c++ deliberately to make it more readable for non-coders)



/* The source code to my wedding. Please do not notify me of errors in the code.
Copyright (C) 2006 Hadyn Youens

This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or
modify it under the terms of the GNU General Public License
as published by the Free Software Foundation; either version 2
of the License, or (at your option) any later version.

This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the
GNU General Public License for more details.

You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
along with this program; if not, write to the Free Software
Foundation, Inc., 51 Franklin Street, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110-1301, USA.*/

// Includes
#include "stdafx.h"
#include "wedding.h"
#include "mydatetime.h"
#include "money.h"
#include "_money.h"
#include "__money.h"
#include "___money.h"
#include "guests.h"
#include "music.h"
#include "components.h"
#include "gifts.h"
#include "honeymoon.h"
#include "weather.h"
#include "bride.h"
#include "bridegroom.h"
#include "backup.h"

// Defines
#define MAX_GIFTS 10000
#define COST_OF_RINGS 25000
#define NUM_GUESTS 3000

int _tmain(int argc, _TCHAR* argv[])
{
// Wedding date
date dday = new date(4,2,2006);
// Bank account balance
double my_bal = bank.myaccount.getbalance();
// Create bride
Bride bride = new Bride();
// Create groom
Bridegroom groom = new Bridegroom();

// Organise the wedding
while (today() != dday) {
my_bal = mybal - 100;

if (not_complete("honeymoon") && rand() < 0.5) {get_honeymoon();}
if (not_complete("rings") && rand() < 0.5) {get_rings();}
if (not_complete("church") && rand() < 0.6) {get_church();}
if (not_complete("pastor") && rand() < 0.8) {get_pastor();}
if (not_complete("photographer") && rand() < 0.7) {get_photographer();}
if (not_complete("music") && rand() < 0.4) {get_music();}
if (not_complete("bridal_party") && rand() < 0.8) {get_friends();}
if (not_complete("suits") && rand() < 0.6) {get_suits();}
if (not_complete("dress") && rand() < 0.7) {get_dress();}
if (not_complete("food") && rand() < 0.9) {get_food();}
if (not_complete("reception") && rand() < 0.5) {get_reception();}
if (not_complete("cars") && rand() < 0.5) {get_cars();}
if (not_complete("invitations") && rand() < 0.8) {get_invitations();}

bride.setStresslevel(bride.getStresslevel() * 10);
groom.setStresslevel(groom.getStresslevel() + 1);
}
// Create guests
Guest guests[NUM_GUESTS];

for (int i=0; i++; i<NUM_GUESTS) {
guests[i] = new Guest();
}

bride.setStresslevel(bride.getStresslevel() * 10);
groom.setStresslevel(groom.getStresslevel() - 20);

// Remove any guests without gifts
for (int i=0; i++; i<NUM_GUESTS) {
if (guests[i].gift == NULL) {
delete guests[i];
}
}

// Check to see if there are any guests left
int anyleft;
for (int i=0; i++; i<NUM_GUESTS) {
if (guests[i].gift != NULL) {
anyleft++;
}
}

// If there are no guests left, create a rent a crowd
if (anyleft == 0) {
People rent_a_crowd = new People(3000);
anyleft = 3000;
mybal = mybal - 500;
}

// Start the groom
groom.execute();

// Wait for the bride
char tmp;
cout << "Press enter when the bride arrives..." << endl;
cin >> tmp;

music(0); // Start the first instance of the music
bride.execute(); // Start bride
tears(); // Start tears
smile(); // Smile
pastor(0); // Start the first instance of the pastor
music(1); // Start the second instance of the music
pastor(1); // Start the second instance of the pastor

// If the bride doesn't say "I do", get out of there
if (bride.getResponse() != "I do") {
tears();
exit(false);
}

// If the best man doesn't have the ring, remove him
// and promote the groomsman
if (groom.bestman.get_rings() == NULL) {
delete groom.bestman;
groom.bestman = groom.groomsman[0];
groom.setStresslevel(groom.getStresslevel() + 2);
groom.getBackupRing();
}else {
rings();
}

kiss(groom, bride); // Start the kiss
bride.blush(); // Start the brides blush
smile(); // Start the smiles

// Begin the photographs
photos(photographer);
photos(guests);
bride.setStesslevel(bride.getStesslevel() + 3);
groom.setStesslevel(groom.getStesslevel() + 30);

// Remove all guests with an inappropriate speech
for (int i=0; i++; i<anyleft) {
if (guests[i].inappropriateSpeech) {
delete guests[i];
}
}

reception(); // Start reception
speeches(); // Start the speeches

// Remove the drunks
for (int i=0; i++; i<anyleft) {
if (guests[i].getBloodAlcoholLevel() > 80) {
delete guests[i];
}
}

// Get rid of everyone else
delete groom.bestman;
delete [] groom.groomsman;
delete [] bride.bridesmaid;
delete [] guests;

// No money left
if (mybal > 0) {
mybal = 0;
}

// Time for the honeymoon
exit(HONEYMOON);
}



In other news, I went to a WARMACHINE tournament on Sunday, where I won first place, and the painting prize too!!!!! You can see a (crappy, blurry) picture of the winning model <a href="http://forums.privateerpress.com/index.php?showtopic=82226">here</a>. Not only that, but for approximately 22 hours I had no unpainted models, which hasn't happened since I started painting about 15 years ago. It was a slightly weird feeling, so I went and spent some of my tounament winnings on new figures.